A wiener article, personal ad, and my little hyperactive kicker.

I was reading Duluth's free "Weekly reader" and found myself slightly amused. Then I came to the humorous, rambling article "Please stop sliding wieners down your throat", and found myself moderately amused. It was a funny article, about how weird and unnatural it is that anybody could or would possibly eat 41 hot dogs in 10 minutes like they do in those competitive eating contests. The author's comments, opinions, and "observations" were very funny.

Then I came to this: "I find it very hypocritical that Americans celebrate people who can easily slide hot dogs down their throat, yet condemn porn starlets who possess the very same skills". That kicked my amusement into high gear. Maybe I am just weird but I find that hilarious. lol

Next, I was looking at the personal ads in back (yes, I was bored) and had to laugh at the following ad: "Bring it on! SWF, 29, ISO SWM 28+ who is insecure, instable, emotionally unavailable, and carries lots of baggage. No personality or sense of humor a plus. No job? Write to me." That is also some funny stuff.

Who knew that a personal ad, and an article on wieners could entertain me so? Thanks, Weekly Reader.

Oh and on a side note, I think this new baby is destined to become some soccer star or something. Seriously, I wish you could understand the huge difference between this one's activity and what Kaitlyn's was like. I'm almost wondering if she might be born wearing a black belt, and then when we all question "what is that?" she will start busting out in some crazy complicated karate moves.