Wandom Wednesday

Yes. The title is like a shout out to Porky Pig. Deal with it.

Yesterday on my way home from picking up the girls from daycare, I saw a lady trying to cross the road. This is actually a very busy Avenue, especially that time of day. She was holding out her hand towards traffic, trying to get it to stop for her. Of course, nobody did - traffic just kept going on by with no end in sight. She looked absolutely frustrated...but the best part is, she was like 20 feet from a stop light/cross walk. For all I know she stood there trying to direct traffic for 20 minutes, when she could have walked 20 feet, pressed a button, and been across the street within a few minutes.

Then, further on down the road I started noticing some interesting interactions between the car in front of me, and a small motorcycle of some sort. Whatever it was, it was far from the manly ride the guy on it seemed to think it was. He was all thumbs up to the car behind him, messing around pretending to swerve, etc. I about peed my pants when he stood up (while in motion) put one hand on his butt and starting spanking himself. For a minute I thought he was going to pull down his pants and moon! All I can say is, holy pickles I hope he knew the occupants of that car behind him. It seemed that way, but if not...then did they ever get some very unexpected entertainment from a stranger.

Nothing that good happened today, unfortunately. I did see a short round guy with the sweetest mustache ever. Kaitlyn proclaimed to me that the monsters won't come out unless they come out to tickle her. She didn't seem concerned, so neither am I. As long as they don't come out to tickle me. I am super ticklish.