A Tale of Laundry Detergent Woe

So I just recently bought a nice new bottle of laundry detergent. Exciting, right? Well, I usually keep the laundry detergent on top of the freezer right next to the washer. And of course, I must not have had the cap on good, and the washer must have really been rocking (as it often does, because it sucks). And at some point, the stupid detergent got rocked right off of the freezer.

I walked down to switch loads and though "oh wow, it smells good down here. Must be the new laundry detergent!" (because it was a different brand than I usually buy). Until I realized that it smelled like Spring breeze because the floor in front of the freezer was covered in slippery, spring-breezy loveliness.

Bravo.